Waiter Waiter, there's a fly in my soup

- Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup.

- Yes, I know! It never learned to swim.

- Waiter! What is that fly doing in my soup?

- It looks as if it is swimming on the back.

- Waiter, there is some soup on my fly.

- I’m sorry, I shall bring the creamed soup instead.

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

- Nonsense, that is a raisin.

- Waiter, the raisin just flew away.

- Waiter I’ve found a fly in my soup.

- And what then?

- You’re not expecting a reward, are you?

- Waiter, it is a fly in my soup.

- Well, then it is a pound extra.

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

- Hush, don’t shout, or else the others want it too.

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

- I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. That is a wasp.

The fly is in the glass.

- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.

- Then you’re lucky. Usually there is not more soup than it walks.

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

- Calm down. Don’t you see the spider on your spoon?

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

- Yeah, and then what?

- I asked for a double portion!

- Waiter, this soup tastes unusual.

- Oh, it is only the cook who has forgotten the fly.

- Waiter, there’s a frog in my soup.

- I know. We’re empty of flies.

- Waiter, this soup tastes awfully!

- Is that so funny? The fly is on holiday.

- Waiter, there are three flies in my soup!

- Then you’re lucky. In the recipe there’s only one.

- Waiter, there are two mosquitos in my soup!

- Yes I know. The cook didn’t find any flies.

- Waiter, why is there a fly on my ice.

- It is just learning to ski.

- Waiter, what is it that is floating around in my soup?

- No idea. I don’t know anything about insects.

- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!

- Yeah, probably it didn’t survive the cooking.

- There’s a fly in my soup. What is that supposed to mean?

- I don’t know, I’m not a fortune teller.

- Waiter, there’s a half dead fly in my soup.

- What about it? I’m only a waiter, and not a vet.

- Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.

- Oh, I’m sorry. I shall get you a new one.

- Waiter, a frog just jumped out of my soup.

- Well, then it is probably empty of flies.

- Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.

- Hush, just let it sleep…..

- Waiter, there’s a living fly in my soup.

- There you are. We do only use fresh supplies.

- Waiter, there’s a fly in my tomato soup.

- Yeah, isn’t that funny. It believes it is in the Red Sea.

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