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Cute video of the day - toddler falling asleep eating a chicken nugget
The definition of true desperation
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Are you pear shaped or strawberry shaped?
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A lawyer in the making?
I was never that good at photography
Finger flippin cop - only in Australia
Apparantely this picture is going 'viral'. It is a somewhat of a selfie combined with a police photobomb. Does anyone know the context of this picture?
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To all the burger lovers out there – I have a problem
I love burgers. I love all types of burgers. There is something
about the combination of meat, (ham or otherwise) between two layers of bread (bun or otherwise) that in my view is just
delicious. And when you add cheese or salad or other weird things like pickle
or pineapple and top it off with (insert other random ingredient) to that delicious
combination along with mouth watering sauce – mmmm, I’m already
salivating.
Now before you start thinking, is he advertising something,
or being paid by some company to describe eating a hamburger,
you can be assured I am not (although open to the idea …).
But I do have a problem in eating burgers. A big problem. A
problem so significant that it has already been through two United Nations
Executive Committee meetings, has made front page news of the Das Hamburger Morgenpost (yes it really exists), and drawn comment from the World Lettuce
Advisory Board (check it out here).
It is a problem that doesn’t discriminate on how big or
small the burger is, nor if it is being eaten at the fanciest of restaurants or
the greasiest of greasy spoon diners. The problem is the same.
And here it is – why does the bottom layer of the bun always
get smaller and smaller as I eat a burger when compared to the top layer of the bun.
That is, can anyone explain to me why as I hold the burger with my thumbs on the
bottom layer and my other fingers on the top layer, and eat through the burger
I am left with a thin crescent moon of a bottom layer, while the top layer is
still somewhere between a half and full moon shape?
Now, before you start wondering and considering the
possibilities, please take into account the following facts and assumptions you
can make:
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No I don’t have a lower jaw the size of a mandible
whale.
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No I don’t have the eating habits of a starved pig at a
trough;
·
No I have never suffered from the debilitating
condition known as lock-jaw;
This problem usually gets to a point where I either have flip
the entire burger over in my hands and munch down to even the bun sizes, or
angle the burger, (and my head and mouth for that matter) to such an extent that
I have been asked on more than one occasion to stop eating that way as it’s
disturbing the other customers.
Can you recognise the problem? Have you ever experienced
this yourself?
Either way, does anyone have a solution?
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Some kids just don't want help with seatbelts
Start calling my bathroom "Jim"
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Ten tips to making parenting easier
Sunday, 28 April 2013
What's your street name?
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The next three seconds ...
Saturday, 27 April 2013
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How to get children to eat what's on their plate
Friday, 26 April 2013
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Great tree optical illusion
The problems of LOL in a library
The ultimate in Procrastination
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Is this as simple as it seems - weird water trick
Ellen does Ellen on Ellen (Saturday Night Live)
Energizer Bunny arrested, and charged with Battery
Best picture of Snoopy and Charlie Brown
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Iceberg ahead
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This is why you should turn your phone off at a classical concert
The Gordon Ramsey meme
The Gordon Ramsay macro is the most recent meme to take over the Internet.
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Very cute baby rhino learning to wallow in mud
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Kenya believe it
A creative newspaper headline from my local area. For some reason I felt a little uncomfortable about it, but still liked it.
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Will the new iphone 5 make you twice as distracted?
How to avoid a French car-jacking
Always take your keys when you get out of your car.
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Photoshop gone too far?
Boy with muscular dystrophy achieves some of his dreams
Slovenia-based photographer Matej Peljhan recently teamed up with a 12-year-named Luka who suffers from muscular dystrophy, to create a wildly imaginative series of photos depicting the boy doing things he is simply unable to do because of his degenerative condition. While he can still use his fingers to drive a wheelchair and to draw, things like skateboarding and swimming are simply not possible.
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Is this the longest cat in the world?
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Sage Advice
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
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Baby doesn't like kisses from his daddy
Monday, 22 April 2013
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Creative headline of the year
Vintage social networking
Tyres on a flat tyre?
I was planned. I was a surprise.
Books with numbers in the title
I have a friend who has a very strict book reading
principle. Now before I go into detail about this particular book reading
principle, I am going to slightly pause here and use a written rhetorical
device which I have called excessus verbiosus (a Latin phrase you can probably
work out) mainly to give you the chance to recover from the shock of reading
the first four words of this post. It is true and he is real, (as opposed to a
Blog or Facebook friend, or just some bunny you used to know and now won’t stop
sending you annoying Linked In requests).
But anyway back to my real friend, who I have known for over
15 years now, and his book reading principle. The principle is that he refuses
to read a book with a number in the title.
You know the ones, such as “5 love languages” by Gary
Chapman, or “The 7 habits of highly effective people” by Stephen Covey or “9
ways to successfully scratch your left ear lobe” by … (actually I can’t
remember who wrote that last one, but I can’t wait for the sequel “11 itches
you never knew you had”).
But anyway back to my real friend, his basic principle is
that he hates self help books and claims that most books with numbers in their
titles are from that section of the bookstore. While this is patently not true,
he claims he has never read one and boasts that he is helping himself by not
self helping himself.
I have been trying to catch him out for years now by
monitoring his book habits and regularly quizzing him but to no avail.
“A tale of two cities’, is such a classic isn’t it?”
“I don’t know, I haven’t read it.”
“What about ‘The Three Muskateers’”, “Nope”.
“Catch 22?”,“ Catch what.”
“1984?”, “Huh?”
The closest I came was a few years ago when I caught him
reading “The Life of Pi”. “Caught you.” I said.
“No way”, he replied. “It’s the Life of Pi, not the life of
3.1415”.
But my time is coming. He has recently become a father for
the first time, and I have already bought his son a present. It is a present I
hope his boy grows up to love and cherish and get his father to read over and
over. One Fish, Two fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
Can you think of any others I can try to get him with?
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Anatomy of an Angry Mob
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Dancing Queen at the Bus Stop
Sunday, 21 April 2013
This has been going around a bit lately. I quite like it because I dance like that.
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10 things on the Internet that we don't understand
Glove and Boots explore some of the weirder stops on the Interwebs highway, places we just don’t understand.
(Thanks to Irene for the link).
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How to become cool immediately
Mullet On-The-Go Wig, from Urban Outfitters
* Party in the back - whenever you need it
* Slip-on mullet in 4 distinct styles, complete with an attached stretch-headband for the perfect fit
* Choose from the Bobcat, the Widowmaker, the Weekender and, last but not least, the SilverFox
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Even big cats like boxes
Best of Funny Talking Animals
Perfect timing from a toddler
Cheerleader half court trick shot
Saturday, 20 April 2013
You will not believe that she managed to pull this off.
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Peekabook Facepalm
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Rolf Harris arrested in sex abuse inquiry
Friday, 19 April 2013
The Sydney Morning Herald has this article here:
Rolf Harris Arrested in London
I posted this article on 3 April 2013:
Rolf Harris taken into custody
The article I posted was a funny skit he did many decades ago.
Unfortunately the article from today is far from being funny.
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Here is one way to remove snow from your roof
If you even have that problem ...
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Crazy hair day at school
Thursday, 18 April 2013
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