Big Umbrellas

I really hate big umbrellas. You know the ones that usually have some small tiny person walking along all smug and oblivious to the fact that they have an oversized umbrella, but the ones that are so big that an entire circus could probably fit under there.

Yes you know the ones that mean that everyone else has to lift or raise or tilt or move their own umbrella to pass them on the footpath.

Yes you know the ones that result in everyone getting wet, except the one person under their oversized umbrella (and perhaps the dancing elephant who is walking under there with them).

That is all. Rant now over.