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In case you can't read the top one, it says "Unattended children will be given double espressos and made wild promises about what santa is bringing them".
We have a magnet on our fridge that says "unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten". Better still, we are in the position to make good on the promise. Want to come and visit?
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We have a magnet on our fridge that says "unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten". Better still, we are in the position to make good on the promise. Want to come and visit?
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