Famous Last words

I was doing some research on the internet the other week for some famous or funny last words (as in last words before people die). Here were the best ones:

Famous Last words

“They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .”
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

“Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.”
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

“Such is Life”
Executed by hanging.
~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880

[In response to a niece, who asked, "What is the matter, Uncle James?"]
“Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.”
~~ James Madison, President of the United States (1809-1817)

Funny Last words

- The odds of that happening have to be about a million to one!
- What does this button do?
- Are you sure the power is off?
- Hey that's not a violin.
- What duck?
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- Don’t worry, I've seen this done on TV.