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Once I wept for I had no shoes
Thursday, 14 May 2009
“ Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them. ” – Jack Handy
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Surely the saying should be about hands and gloves. Surely. With that name?
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