Emergency Chickens
The other day I ate a KFC burger. Apart from thoroughly enjoying the clogging of my arteries I also had fun reading the blurb on the KFC wrapper:
- "Great taste starts with really fresh chicken...
At KFC, our chicken pieces & breast fillets are
deliver FRESH* not FROZEN & are sourced
exclusively from Australia's leading producers"
I really wonder what situations qualify to bring in the emergency chickens? The arrival of the Japanese Sumo Wrestling team? The cancelling of the Biggest Loser? A chicken strike?
And do the emergency chickens arrive in a KFC ambulance with a clucking chicken siren?
Does anyone know? Your thoughts on, or experiences of, emergency chickens would be much appreciated.
4 comments :
When the emergency arises do they cry "Fowl!" I wonder?
I suppose if there were no emergency chickens, KFC could end up with egg on their face!
sorry, someone had to say it....
Thanks for the comments, just as groan-worthy as my post.
Thank goodness we have you to keep us so well informed Andrew... and Di... and Lindi for the added laughs! I would never have known about Emergency Chickens if it hadn't been for you.
I'm forwarding this to my brother who works for one of the opposition.
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